ANALYSIS
OF VIDEO SERIES “DENKO”
Part I: Timeline of Events
·
2Chan poster identified
only as “OP” solicits advice in dealing with female object of affection, alias
“Denko.” Claims to have “gone out drinking” with “Denko,” who now has refused
to respond to emails and/or phone calls for three days.
·
Other 2Chan posters offer
tepid response, mount brief effort to redirect thread toward the subject of
ramen noodles.
·
“OP” demands assistance,
reveals himself to have composed over 600 emails in three days. Other posters
judge this to be “creepy” behavior. “OP” cedes the point, insists on being
advised anyway. Reveals desire to “make [‘Denko’] respond.”
·
Other posters request
samples of email correspondence. “OP” obliges. The content of such exchanges is
such that “OP” is immediately judged to be a desperate and awkward person. “OP”
eventually takes advice of thread posters to call “Denko,” claims to have hung
up due to nervousness.
·
Thread poster advises “OP”
to “invite her to look at the cherry blossoms,” to which “OP” agrees, albeit
over email rather than telephone. Thread posters demand that “OP” call again,
over which he confesses serious trepidation.
·
Thread posters begin to
verbally abuse “OP,” claiming to be “fed up” with his bullshit.
·
“OP” claims to have called
“Denko” and invited her to see cherry blossoms. “OP” claims that she “said some
other time.” He announces plans to buy new clothing, claims that he had told
“Denko” of his excessive sweating.
·
On being told by thread posters
that “Denko’s” response is a veiled rejection, “OP” quickly recites backstory
of his/“Denko’s” relationship, whose chief elements are borrowing school
supplies from her and “making lots of eye contact.”
·
Thread posters begin to
insult “OP” and suggest his attempts to contact “Denko” have been excessive and
most likely off-putting. “OP” leaps to defend himself, largely ineffectively.
·
Thread poster makes sincere
attempt to explain to “OP” that his behavior is socially inappropriate, and
that “Denko” is most likely trying to spare his feelings by not directly
stating that she is not interested in him.
·
Thread posters begin openly
mocking “OP,” to which he apparently remains oblivious.
·
“OP” claims to be in the
process of making plans to “go drinking” with “Denko,” her friend, and “OP’s”
brother, whom “OP” identifies as an actor.
·
Thread posters imply that
“Denko” is only trying to insinuate herself to “OP” in order to get to know his
celebrity brother.
·
Thread gradually resolves
into a pattern of posters giving “OP” ridiculous advice, “OP” failing to
discern why said advice is ridiculous, and overly-sincere posters attempting to
dissuade him from his obsession.
·
“OP” observes that many
posts have been abusive toward him, expresses hurt.
·
Thread poster writes
clearly sarcastic post in praise of “OP.” “OP” fails to discern sarcasm.
·
“OP” expresses frustration
at the female sex’s failure to respond deterministically to stimuli, demands
“What makes girls happy?”
·
Thread poster suggests
ceasing email exchange. Other poster sarcastically suggests that a sudden
cessation of emails would be a frightening change of pace. “OP” fails to discern
the sarcasm.
·
Thread posters discuss
among themselves. One poster suggests that “OP” has played too many “dating
sims,” and lacks the ability to distinguish between reality and video games.
“OP” confirms this interpretation, confesses a lack of facility with “three
dimensions.”
·
“OP” posts the text of an
excessively florid and “poetic” email, largely revolving around the image of a
blooming cherry blossom as a symbol for his/“Denko’s” relationship. Posters’
responses are divided between sarcastic approval and outright mockery.
·
“OP” reports that “Denko”
has requested he no longer email her, apparently suffers dramatic emotional
breakdown, asks if this “is the fickle heart of a woman.”
·
“OP” seems to lack
fundamental capacity to understand human interaction.
·
Thread posters encourage
“OP” to call “Denko,” taking gleeful pleasure in his total lack of
communicative skill.
·
“OP” espouses belief that
he and “Denko” are now “dating,” wonders whether or not “Denko’s” silence and
request not to be contacted are a “test.”
·
“OP” reports having ridden
his bike to “Denko’s” house, having been allowed into the house by “Denko’s”
mother, being invited to wait for “Denko” to return.
·
“Denko” fails to appear,
leading to “OP” leaving her home. “OP” is apparently still confused by
“Denko’s” obvious lack of interest.
·
“OP’s” persistent tendency
to refer to his lack of “experience” in “romance” suddenly spikes.
·
“OP’s” desperate requests
for help lead to yet more sarcastic advice, as well as open questioning of the
supposed “dating” relationship.
·
“OP” reveals that he has
sent seventy emails over the course of the previous day.
·
Discussion on thread turns
toward open abuse of “OP.”
·
“OP” reports on his
activities, which constitute stalking and/or espionage.
·
The majority of thread
activity now consists of baiting “OP” into criminal stalking.
·
“OP” reports having
returned to “Denko’s” home, leaving a note in the mailbox.
·
“OP” receives an email from
“Denko” inquiring whether or not he had been at “Denko’s” home. He continues to
seem oblivious to the fact that “Denko” is not his girlfriend.
·
“OP” returns to “Denko’s”
home, where “Denko’s” mother threatens to call the police. “OP” solicits
advice.
·
Once again, thread posters
begin openly baiting “OP” into self-destructive and/or criminal behavior.
·
“OP” confesses to sobbing
into his computer screen, proclaims resentment/anger against “Denko’s” mother.
·
“OP” announces plans to
return to “Denko’s” home once more.
·
“OP” reports having seen
“Denko” through a window, at which point “Denko” shouts for her mother. “OP”
claims to have “instinctively fled.”
·
Thread posters
sarcastically suggest that “OP” ought not to have fled, as this will have made
“Denko” feel bad. Other suggestions include drafting a letter written in “OP’s”
own blood.
·
“OP” posts content of an
email from “Denko,” desperately requesting that he stop trying to contact her.
“OP” claims not to know “what it means.”
·
Open mockery and sarcastic
advice follows.
·
“OP” claims to think that
“Denko” wants to meet “face to face,” is apparently convinced that he might
still be able to salvage his “relationship” with “Denko.”
·
Some thread posters begin
openly calling for “OP’s” arrest and/or surrender to the police.
·
“OP” posts contents of
email to “Denko,” insisting that he has no plans to kill or rape her and
professing his love.
·
Thread posters alternately
sarcastically praise and openly criticize and/or mock said email.
·
“OP” reports that “Denko”
has changed her phone number and email address her and that people at school
are “ignoring” him.
·
“OP” claims to have
purchased “Denko’s” contact information from a friend for 60,000 yen.
·
Thread posters bluntly
question “OP’s” strategy of sending hundreds of emails. “OP” blames this on his
lack of “experience.”
·
“OP” reveals that he is now
posing as a friend of “Denko” over email, attempting to discern “Denko’s” state
of mind.
·
Thread posters ask about
“Denko’s” character. “OP” describes her in terms suggestive of an anime love
interest.
·
Upon being told in blunt
terms that “Denko” has never been interested in him, “OP” insists that their
relationship is “hard for a third party to understand,” and is only accessible
to him and “Denko.”
·
“OP” confesses to waiting
for “Denko” at a train station, but suspects that she has changed her usual
route.
·
“OP” continues to refer to
the entire scenario as a “misunderstanding.”
·
“OP” announces plans to spy
on “Denko” “from afar” while she and her friends go to see the cherry blossoms.
When questioned, he reveals that he has purchased this information for 3,000
yen.
·
When a thread poster points
out that the fact that “OP” finds himself forced to pay for information
regarding “Denko’s” movements, he says that he finds it “unthinkable” to give
up in his pursuit.
·
A large portion of thread
chatter is now about the possibility of “OP” stabbing “Denko”/rooting for him
not to do so.
·
Most of the thread now
consists of mockery of “OP.” “OP” does not rule out the possibility of stabbing
a potential rival.
·
“OP” reports receiving an
email from “Denko” asking whether or not his proxy email account is, in fact,
“OP.”
·
“OP” recounts having seen
“Denko” at the flower garden and having “hugged her” from behind. He waxes
rhapsodic about the feel of her body. He says that “Denko” attempted to run
away, but that he refused to let her, and that her friends finally warned him
to stay away from her.
·
“OP” starts a new thread
referring not to “Denko,” but to being “bullied” at college. He is quickly
identified.
·
Thread posters advise “OP”
to ignore the bullies. He confesses his desire to yell “Stop it!!”
·
“OP” claims to be “mentally
exhausted” after “[his] girlfriend broke up with [him].”
·
After various mostly
pointless exchanges, a thread poster reveals himself to be (apparently) an
acquaintance of “Denko,” at which point “OP” becomes highly agitated,
ultimately threatening the poster.
·
Upon being subjected to
further questioning, “OP” grows increasingly erratic and aggressive.
·
“OP” relates some bullshit
story or something about “Denko.” It is honestly getting difficult to continue
to follow this story. I hate “OP” with a blazing passion. It sounds like it’s
about “OP” getting his ass kicked by a girl.
·
The girl is “Denko.” I
mean, that should have been obvious, right?
·
Some posters begin
questioning the veracity of “OP’s” various stories, as well as the motives of
his supposed informant (now identified as “A-ko”).
·
“OP” claims to have been
informed by “Denko” that she has a different love interest/boyfriend. He claims
to have been devastated by this revelation.
·
“OP” announces his
intention to purchase information from “A-ko” respecting with “Denko’s”
boyfriend/whatever.
·
“OP” starts a new thread,
this time claiming that he is unsure whether he now has feelings for “A-ko” or
“Denko.” He furthermore reveals that “Denko” was lying about the other man.
·
“OP” claims that he thinks
“A-ko’s” willingness to sell him information is a function of her being
attracted to him.
·
Thread posters immediately
denounce “OP” for being self-absorbed and oblivious.
·
Posters bait “OP” into
sending an obscene email to “A-ko.” She replies with a brief but dismissive
message.
·
Posters bait “OP” into
sending a florid confession of love.
·
Posters openly mock “OP,”
to which he mostly remains oblivious.
·
“OP” reports that “A-ko”
has replied with a message asking if “OP” means that he “want[s] to date.” He
replies with the same question.
·
“A-ko” supposedly replies
in the affirmative. Thread posters respond with incredulity.
·
“OP” expresses reservations
related to his delusional belief that he had been dating “Denko.”
·
“A-ko” supposedly sends
“OP” a list of stringent rules for their prospective relationship.
·
Thread posters imply that
“A-ko” is simply trying to get money from “OP.” This pretty quickly appears to
be obviously true. “A-ko” makes it clear that she has no interest in sleeping
with “OP,” who is too stupid to realize this and gets himself worked up into a
lather over the idea of her being a virgin.
·
“OP” now claims that he
slept with “A-ko,” in exchange for 350,000 yen worth of clothing. “OP” is a
moron.
·
He reveals that he has been
stealing money from his “rich family,” up to about 700,000 yen, according to
his count.
·
“OP” expresses worry over
“A-ko” potentially being pregnant. In response to being criticized as a
potential husband, “OP” angrily insists “I CAN COOK SPAGHETTI.”
·
Everything just sort of…
ends.
Part II:
Psychological Profiles
“OP”
“OP”
presents serious signs of mental illness/imbalance. Possibly a mid-functioning
autistic, or else possible paranoid/delusional with severe social anxiety. “OP”
appears to have an obsession with anime/Japanese media tropes, as evidenced by
his repeated references to “H[entai] manga” and Japanese-style video games,
such as “dating sims.” Most prominent among these are the female archetypes
known as “tsundere” and “Yamato nadeshiko.” The former is a common character
type in anime and manga, displaying a bifurcated personality with a “sweet”
(deredere) side and an aggressive, fierce side (tsuntsun). “OP’s” obsession
with the possibility that “Denko” is “testing” him by appearing aloof is clear
evidence that this archetype is central to his thinking with respect to her.
His belief that she is secretly deeply in love with him is, in essence, the
missing “deredere” component. However, “OP” also seems to think of “Denko” as a
“Yamato nadeshiko,” a term meaning, in essence, “a domestic beauty who embodies
Japanese femininity.” “OP” describes “Denko” as “timid” but hardworking, and
ascribes to her a love of “justice” and hatred of “twisted” (presumably meaning
“wrong” or “evil”) things. He is also passionately committed to the idea of her
as a virgin, as he also believes of “A-ko,” despite the obvious evidence that
she is functionally a prostitute.
“OP’s”
apparent inability to distinguish between ironic or sarcastic advice and
genuine advice, as well as his apparent confusion over others’ perceptions of
his actions and near-total lack of self-awareness point to an underlying
sociopathy or moderate autism. He expresses frustration with the entire female
sex, and appears to think of them, or to wish that they were, automatic or
mechanistic in their responses to stimuli. “OP” readily agrees with a poster
who comments that his courtship strategies seem to be based on “dating sims,”
in which constant interaction is necessary to raise the abstract “strength” of
a relationship. The very fact that “OP” does not recognize this as an insult is
indicative of his general social ineptitude, but it is also a troubling sign of
his expectations for romantic relations: “OP” expects to be rewarded for his
“contributions,” without recognizing that his incessant attempts at
communication may be seen as irritating, intrusive, or even threatening. “OP’s”
repeated references to his lack of “experience” (and the corresponding wealth
of “experience” he ascribes to the thread posters) further underscores his
mechanical understanding of relationships: he thinks that the manipulation of
women is a skill which can be developed, and that what works in the experience
of some will apply to “girls” in general.
In a
sense, “OP” is a sort of narcissist. In his world, he is the only mind with
real, positive content, and all other persons are simply objects presented to
his attention. Thus, when “Denko” fails to respond to a few emails, the
explanation that occurs to “OP” first is, “Denko is hurt or in danger.” The
idea, “Denko is busy or indisposed or does not wish to interact with me” is
more or less inconceivable to him. Perhaps more to the point, “OP’s”
deep-seated belief that “Denko” loves him back is most likely simple projection
of his own feelings. He loves “Denko,” and she is merely an extension of his
own subjective mind—how, then, could she not love him, too? “OP’s” obsession
with the virginity of his love-interests appears to be a similar phenomenon: he
is a virgin himself, and so presumably identifies the girls as such since he
relates them to himself, and, what’s more, since they exist for his purposes,
why should they have had anything to do with other men? What’s more, “OP” is
ready to praise virginity as a virtue up until it becomes conceivable that he
might be able to sleep with a girl. Events or actions that would almost
certainly seem incidental to others are invested with great weight and
significance by “OP” (e.g., “making eye contact” with “Denko”), who appears to
be starved of human contact. For this reason, he seems to be unable to
distinguish between the perspectives of different minds, indicative of an
entirely self-centered worldview.
Despite
this narcissistic bent, however, “OP” is a fundamentally insecure and effete
personality. As the thread posters point out, he lacks the basic
self-confidence to openly state what he wants to “A-ko,” refusing to answer her
question with the straightforward, “Yes, I want to date,” and instead throwing
the question back to her. Similarly, he is unable or unwilling to invite
“Denko” on a date, instead trying to make himself a fixture in her life through
an enormous volume of irrelevant, milquetoast emails (e.g., “Drinking jasmine
tea, thinking about what to eat for dinner,” “Do you know if the new teriyaki
burger at McDonald’s is good?” etc.). This is further evidenced by “OP’s”
interminable use of ellipses and a particular emoticon (identified by the
narrator as “stupid fuckin’ hamster face”) apparently meant to imply shyness or
“cute” reticence on the part of the speaker. And, of course, “A-ko” finds it
incredibly easy to manipulate “OP” and push him around through sheer insistence
on having her way. He lacks the spine to refuse her terms, or even to avoid
paying (indirectly) for her favors and, eventually, for sex. The fact that he
has become a “john” apparently does not occur to him at all.
“Denko”
The difficulty in assembling anything like a useful
sketch of the personalities of the figures in this story other than “OP” lies
in the fact that “OP” is our interpreter of all the events and, quite
obviously, a terrible judge of character and at least borderline-delusional.
“Denko” as presented by “OP’s” descriptions is rather more like a character in
an anime than a real, flesh-and-blood person. Even attempting to read her character
from her actions is difficult, at best, because “OP” is confused even by simple
and blunt acts like insisting that he stop contacting her. In consequence, any
profile of “Denko” will be incomplete and sketchy, if not downright nebulous.
However, it seems that “Denko” (if “OP” can be trusted
whatsoever) is a fairly “nice” girl in a conventional sense. She at least
tolerates the presence of an obvious sad-sack like “OP,” even if for
not-wholly-disinterested reasons (i.e., access to “OP’s” famous[?] brother
and/or wealthy family). She furthermore appears to want to spare his feelings
to some degree, rather than crushing him underfoot, as she would be able to,
more than likely, if she were to choose it. She is not above a certain degree
of manipulation and deception (witness her claims to be “too busy” for various
meetings with “OP,” as well as her [according to “OP”] lie about having a
boyfriend or “crush”). She appears to have a rather high degree of patience or
toleration of intrusiveness, but a definite limit, as shown by her supposed
attack on “OP” (what the thread posters call the “Shining Wizard,” in what I
can only assume is a reference to some Japanese bullshit).
“A-ko”
Again, accounting for “OP’s” almost utter lack of
interpretive ability, “A-ko” is somewhat difficult to describe accurately.
However, due to her integral involvement in more of the story (as well as the
fact that “OP’s” obsession with her does not occur until later), more of her
actual behavior is described in a way that might be described as
“intelligible.” She has an obvious mercenary tendency, being willing to sell
information and, eventually, her body, as well as being cool and businesslike
in her interactions with “OP” after their agreement to “date.” She is
manipulative and has an eye for weakness (to at least some degree—“OP” is
hardly a difficult mark to spot), and is, moreover, ruthless in exploiting it.
She appears to have little loyalty, given the fact that she continues to
associate with and even assist “OP” despite the fact that he is seriously
disturbing her supposed friend, “Denko.” Since “OP” is, however, “OP,” it is
difficult to feel that she has wronged anyone of real significance.
“Denko’s” mother
Probably the sanest character in the story, at least as
“OP” tells it. Her characterization is extremely sparse, but she threatens to
call the cops on him, which is a pretty solid move, I think.
Part III: Analysis
of “OP’s” Courtship Strategy
“OP” practices a form of “wooing” that could be described
variously as “inundation,” “stalking,” and “death by a thousand cuts.” He seems
to have no ideas beyond the basic one, which is, “Make her aware of me.” “OP”
seems to hope that, by being constantly in the awareness of “Denko,” she will
invariably begin to love him. He is, after all, so great—how could she not love
him, given enough exposure? The flaw in this plan is that: A.) He actually
sucks and is terrible; B.) She finds his level of persistence frightening and
irritating; and C.) He literally becomes a criminal in the course of things. He
mistakes her apathy/attempts to shake him off, however, as interest or veiled
invitations to continue because, again, he is a delusional narcissist and
probably at least midway on the autism spectrum.
Part IV: Writing
This Much About This Bullshit is Making Me Angry
Fuck you, Alex, this is the worst thing I’ve ever had to
write about, and I’m including in that prompts like “Write about three women in
your life who have been significant to you” for a class at my bullshit high
school. Fuck you, man. This is the worst. Pretending to take this seriously is
giving me a fucking aneurysm, and I’m going to die here at this desk. I hope
you’re fucking happy, you monster. I’m dying because you promised me some money
in exchange for being psychologically tortured.
Part V: Analysis of
the Veracity of the Story
I would currently put the odds of this being a true story
at about thirty-five to forty percent. “Chan” boards are notorious haunts of
trolls and other pranksters, so it is not a priori implausible that someone
with a ridiculous, slow-building troll story would be lurking on a message
board like that. Furthermore, the sheer amount of effort and doggedness
required to produce six hundred emails in a matter of days (let alone how much
inane horseshit he must have had ready to go to make up his weirdly
passive-aggressive/needy emails) is staggering, and I am unsure that even an
obvious fuckwit like him would have been able to do it. What he describes as
the story progresses is also criminal, and I feel like it is at least as likely
that “Denko” or her friends or her mother would have alerted the authorities
and had “OP” arrested at some point.
Additionally, just as the “plot” of this whole thing
starts to get incredibly wearying and dull, a mysterious poster arrives
claiming to have insider knowledge of the whole affair, triggering an
aggressive and (hypothetically) more interesting response from “OP.” All of
which smacks of deliberate planning. (For comparison, one might see “My Immortal,”
and the supposed real-life drama relating to the author and her
friend/ex-friend/friend-again, which plays out in the chapter headers or
author’s notes or whatever.)
I am also viscerally upset at the thought that a person
like “OP” can really exist in the world, with a combination of social and
ethical blindness so intense that it leads him to act like, well, him, but also
possessing just enough cognitive function to do things like operate an email
account and write all this shit on a message board.
Finally, I am doubtful of the idea that his family would
be unaware or indifferent to the loss of the amounts of money “OP” claims to
have stolen from them. According to my cursory Google search, it is in
the neighborhood of seven to eight thousand dollars. Apparently in cash, too,
considering that “OP” describes simply “taking it” from his home. I don’t care
if you’re rich as fuck, how do you misplace seven thousand fucking dollars in
cash?
Part VI: Fucking
Shit, Man, Why Am I Doing This?
Am I really in this much need of money? I fucking hate
doing this, it’s almost as bad as my regular job, which is mostly just standing
around like a dumbass doing nothing and having no one to talk to and being
pissed that I can’t just fucking read a book or something, but that’s against
the rules because grocery stores typically employ people who cannot be trusted
to do their work without constant supervision and, even though I would
do my work even if I were allowed to fill the time between having actual tasks
with diversions, it’s not like they can make an individual exception for me. I
don’t understand how my manager fucking stands it. He’s fifty-two fucking years
old, and he spends the majority of his day standing around doing nothing or
moving boxes to and from shelves. And it’s not like he doesn’t have other
options, for fuck’s sake, he has a degree and he used to own his own business.
Shit.
I can just picture you there, Alex, laughing smugly as
you drink some fucking Scotch or your pansy-ass French wines and whatnot (don’t
even lie, you told me you like Bordeaux, and that’s French as FUCK, man). You
did this shit to me. You did this to me, solely because you like torturing me
and because you have money to waste. This is the biggest fucking waste of money
I can imagine, and wouldn’t it serve you fucking right if I became a Marxist
after this shit? Like, what if I told you, “I now see that capitalism is
nothing but wage-slavery. You leveraged your superior power afforded you by
WEALTH, by FILTHY LUCRE, and used it to exploit my subordinate status as a
PROLETARIAN. I will rise up against you, oppressor! All of us, all the whole
international fraternity of the worker, will rise against you and cast off our
chains, and you will be trampled underfoot in the glorious progress of HISTORY,
against whose FEARSOME VISAGE and INEXORABLE PURPOSE no man can stand! The
blood of the oppressor, the blood of the bourgeois, these are the AXLE GREASE
that will smooth the way for the great LOCOMOTIVE OF PROGRESS!”
What if I said that shit? Would it have been WORTH IT,
asshole? Turning your friend into a filthy fucking COMMIE? It’s lucky for you
that I don’t actually think that. Damn lucky. YOU’RE THE REASON SO MANY PEOPLE
ARE LOW-KEY MARXIST, DICK.
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